Why typing like a twit is so tedious

Yes, my first post. Or rather, my second. Cause someone inspired me to blog and yea. Here I am, not typing like a twit cause in the end, I also will have difficulty deciphering what I am trying to type. Yes, typing like a twit. OH YES. You have to have alternate caps in between and unnecessary alphabets. It goes like this.. "hihiex", "dUnChXxX lYkK tHaTxXx LeR lArZzz". Typing that sure takes some brainwork. It's like killing more braincells than typing normally. You need absolute zero brainpower to type that. No, maybe 10%. For the spelling, see?
I ain't out to flame twits, just that the way they type just makes it hard to read what are they talking about. Oh god. Anymore of this shit is definitely gonna turn me into a twit. And yea, Kingston, typing like a twit helps cause random asses will not go to your blog and tell you to kill yourself.
I'm off, goodnight.