The relationship between armpit hair and boybands.
Yes, after the watching the 183 club MTV "I'm so hot!", I found out the reason why 5566 and 183 club is so successful, unlike F4. Fools might be thinking, "Nabeh, all the people handsome. Why 183 club and 5566 last longer than F4? Cheebye!" Have no fear, James the Great is gonna tell you the reasons, why F4 wasn't as successful as 5566 and 183 club. (I'm sick and tired of typing 5566 and 183 club. Fuck.)
It's because, F4 members did not have much or does not even have.. ARMPIT HAIR!! Apparently, Jerry Yen shaved his off, which contributed to the downfall of F4. I'm not saying that Jerry Yen's armpit hair was what kept the F4 going, nor his armpit hair led to the downfall of F4.
Yes, as I was saying, armpit hair is very important for boybands. Look at energy. They didn't reveal their armpit hair when they were shooting their MTV for their songs. Not that I noticed, anyway. Toro left the group first, maybe because he had an issue with revealing his armpit hair. Then, Energy disbanded. You know why? Cause they didn't want to reveal their armpit hair. Fans were disappointed, the armpit hair they desired wasn't shown. They decided to abandon Energy, and went for 5566 and 183 club, which fed their desire of ARMPIT HAIRS!! Alright~.
If don't believe me, 5566 and 183 club shows their armpit hair freely and they do it without shame. An example of them showing their armpit hair shamelessly can found in the MTV Cest'si Cest'si bon for 5566 and I'm so Hot! by 183 club. and also, Mayday also has armpit hair. Though they don't show it so oftenly, they show it during concerts when they take off their shirts and show it to the crowd.
After finding out the secrets to these boybands' success, I've decided to share them with you people free of charge! I'm gonna give you a few simple steps, and if you follow the above, you are on your way to stardom!
5 easy steps to have a successful boy/girlband career:
1: Check whether your armpit got hair anot.
2: If you have no hair or very little hair in your armpits, read step 3. If you got alot, then you are already on your way to boyband stardom.
3: Go to the barber shop and all take the hair that has been cut.
4: Grab a glue, and glue all the hair on your armpit like it's nobody's business. Remember, THE HAIRIER THE BETTER!1!
5: Taadaa!! You can be more famous then 5566 and 183 club if you have more armpit hair then them.
Note: You must show the armpit hair frequently in your MTVs.
No offence to the boybands, just that the armpit hair inspired me to blog again.
It's because, F4 members did not have much or does not even have.. ARMPIT HAIR!! Apparently, Jerry Yen shaved his off, which contributed to the downfall of F4. I'm not saying that Jerry Yen's armpit hair was what kept the F4 going, nor his armpit hair led to the downfall of F4.
Yes, as I was saying, armpit hair is very important for boybands. Look at energy. They didn't reveal their armpit hair when they were shooting their MTV for their songs. Not that I noticed, anyway. Toro left the group first, maybe because he had an issue with revealing his armpit hair. Then, Energy disbanded. You know why? Cause they didn't want to reveal their armpit hair. Fans were disappointed, the armpit hair they desired wasn't shown. They decided to abandon Energy, and went for 5566 and 183 club, which fed their desire of ARMPIT HAIRS!! Alright~.
If don't believe me, 5566 and 183 club shows their armpit hair freely and they do it without shame. An example of them showing their armpit hair shamelessly can found in the MTV Cest'si Cest'si bon for 5566 and I'm so Hot! by 183 club. and also, Mayday also has armpit hair. Though they don't show it so oftenly, they show it during concerts when they take off their shirts and show it to the crowd.
After finding out the secrets to these boybands' success, I've decided to share them with you people free of charge! I'm gonna give you a few simple steps, and if you follow the above, you are on your way to stardom!
5 easy steps to have a successful boy/girlband career:
1: Check whether your armpit got hair anot.
2: If you have no hair or very little hair in your armpits, read step 3. If you got alot, then you are already on your way to boyband stardom.
3: Go to the barber shop and all take the hair that has been cut.
4: Grab a glue, and glue all the hair on your armpit like it's nobody's business. Remember, THE HAIRIER THE BETTER!1!
5: Taadaa!! You can be more famous then 5566 and 183 club if you have more armpit hair then them.
Note: You must show the armpit hair frequently in your MTVs.
No offence to the boybands, just that the armpit hair inspired me to blog again.
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