Sharon.
Yes, today, I'm gonna talk about Sharon. Yes, somehow, after looking at her blog, I wonder if her english has always been that bad, or it's the aftermath of looking at that H4X picture I posted in my previous post. Nevermind, you people had better appreciate this post, cause it's gonna take lots of cropping and shit.
Without ado, let me show you what I mean.
First error:
"i was the most num of plates in my life."? So Sharon has a special ability, which allows her to transform into plates. Wow, H4X. Apparently, she managed to transform into a lot of plates today, better than her previous attempts. Let's congratulate her for achieving this.. milestone. We are happy. Best. (I know it's a typo, ffs. BUT GIVE ME A CHANCE TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ONCE CAN?)
Second error:
Oh, she went shopping. I know there's nothing wrong with the phrase "shopping day", BUT, BUT, BUT, this sentence is going to change your mind.
Now, this is the first time I've seen this. People bringing things to go shopping? My god. Unless Shop N Save is really taking away 90% of my time to socialize with people, I don't think people BRING things to go shopping. Let's take a look at what she "brought" to go shopping with her mum.
Oh. I see. She brings a belt, pants, a bag and a nail polish to go shopping with her mum. Now, allow me to think what is she gonna do with these things when she enters a shopping centre.
1: Belt - Grab nearby a yan dao kia and drag them to the toilet for hot steamy action. Belt is used to whip the helpless male into giving her good, hot, steamy sex.
2: Pants - For her to change into after sexual intercourse lest the yan dao kia anyhow kennyhow spurts his semen.
3: Bag - Used to hold the above items I mentioned above.
4: Nail polish - Now I'm stumped. I have no idea what she can do with the nail polish. Quote from Smosh video, "That damned neighbour" : " I really have no idea how you did that. That's just bad-ass that I'm not even mad at you." I know, there's no link, but it sounds good. Thought it might sound good here.
ZOMG LA KNN. SHE GOT SO MANY KNN ERROR THAT IF I STATE THEM ALL DOWN, I SWEAR THAT I WON'T GET TO SLEEP. I HAVE TO WORK AT SEVEN IN THE MORNING.
One point I'd like to point out that she likes to type "hahaha" after every few sentences. Another point is that she thinks typing like tHiS aRe VeRy CoOl NeHsSs. She didn't state that, but anyone infer that, from the way she types her profile.
Finally, the part about the sex part is completely fictional. Don't go believing it.
Without ado, let me show you what I mean.
First error:
"i was the most num of plates in my life."? So Sharon has a special ability, which allows her to transform into plates. Wow, H4X. Apparently, she managed to transform into a lot of plates today, better than her previous attempts. Let's congratulate her for achieving this.. milestone. We are happy. Best. (I know it's a typo, ffs. BUT GIVE ME A CHANCE TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ONCE CAN?)
Second error:
Oh, she went shopping. I know there's nothing wrong with the phrase "shopping day", BUT, BUT, BUT, this sentence is going to change your mind.
Now, this is the first time I've seen this. People bringing things to go shopping? My god. Unless Shop N Save is really taking away 90% of my time to socialize with people, I don't think people BRING things to go shopping. Let's take a look at what she "brought" to go shopping with her mum.
Oh. I see. She brings a belt, pants, a bag and a nail polish to go shopping with her mum. Now, allow me to think what is she gonna do with these things when she enters a shopping centre.
1: Belt - Grab nearby a yan dao kia and drag them to the toilet for hot steamy action. Belt is used to whip the helpless male into giving her good, hot, steamy sex.
2: Pants - For her to change into after sexual intercourse lest the yan dao kia anyhow kennyhow spurts his semen.
3: Bag - Used to hold the above items I mentioned above.
4: Nail polish - Now I'm stumped. I have no idea what she can do with the nail polish. Quote from Smosh video, "That damned neighbour" : " I really have no idea how you did that. That's just bad-ass that I'm not even mad at you." I know, there's no link, but it sounds good. Thought it might sound good here.
ZOMG LA KNN. SHE GOT SO MANY KNN ERROR THAT IF I STATE THEM ALL DOWN, I SWEAR THAT I WON'T GET TO SLEEP. I HAVE TO WORK AT SEVEN IN THE MORNING.
One point I'd like to point out that she likes to type "hahaha" after every few sentences. Another point is that she thinks typing like tHiS aRe VeRy CoOl NeHsSs. She didn't state that, but anyone infer that, from the way she types her profile.
Finally, the part about the sex part is completely fictional. Don't go believing it.
posted by Unwilling person at 9:37 PM
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