This post is here to diss you off.
In response to Ming Han's post, I agree with him to a certain extent, and disagree with him to a certain extent. I shall mention the disagree part first, cause it is really troubling me. I did not fucking wear a frilly skirt to play LAN on saturday, I was wearing a pair of green trousers. I know I act like a gay at times, that's because you infected me with that disease.
Now for the agree part. There's this guy in my class, who acts like he knows or has everything. Let's put DotAas an example la, huh? He only knows how to play 5.84c, which was like, how many years ago. 6.29 is the IN thing man, shit da 5.84c. You only know how to play Rikimaru the Stealth Assasin? In 5.84c? That's shit man, SHIT. Even I a total DotA shit noob knows how to pawn someone's pathetic asshole with this hero, with one hand digging my nose for shit and the other clicking at buttons. And I can pawn someone with this hero. Last week, me and Kingston was up to Ming Han, Melvin and you. I was hitting Ming Han with some gay hero I've never used in my entire life, and you suddenly said "Ming Han I'm here to save you!" Yea right, especially when we are of different levels, mine being the higher, yours being the lower. You come to save Ming Han, I thought you were of some damn fucking high level. But then, the difference was so huge. I could take on you and Ming Han at that time, without asking Kingston for help. Ming Han ran, you dueled with me. You activated Omnislash, which all of the hits connected to me. Dude, that was like, giving me a tap on the shoulders. You activated the fucking whirlwind thing, I can whack you like nothing is happening. You ran from me, I did not give chase cause I did not want to be pawned by the fucking tower, that's why. And you think I don't know, you have been typing "Kill James" to everyone in your team and they are ignoring you. Melvin and Ming Han could have killed me any moment, you need to team up with them to kill me. Ming Han told me that he was ignoring what you typed, playing the style he likes best. I did not know what the fuck you did in that match, but Ming Han's blog stated that you asked Melvin to get you a claymore. Melvin, being the ever nice guy, bought that piece of shit for you. You thought with your oh-so-mighty claymore you can reduce my health from full health to a new low? No, you fucking piece of shit. Before you can even reduce my life to half, the screen would have said that I pawned your head for a measly 100+ gold. You did not even have any killing spree to start off with. Killing you would just give me a few extra gold. I'd rather kill creeps. Killing you wouldn't give me any respect. Unless you brought down at least two of my towers, I would have respected you. And you got killed by neutral creeps. Eh? It's not like you're level 1 to 6. You laughed about it, Ming Han just shook his head. It was so shameful, to be even killed by neutral creeps. Omfg, if I were you, I would have knocked my head on the wall and kill myself.
Today you wanted yo challenge me and Melvin 2v1 with me and Melvin as a team, and you solo us? Yea, I thought what, suddenly you got some DotA pro's brains or something.I almost wanted to shout out "Are you serious noob?" I almost wetted my pants. I turned around and Melvin replied "He won't win one la." You played DotA longer than me, you spent your June holidays going to pavillion everyday to play DotA, yet you are more shit then me. Fuck you man.
And you seriously don't know how to appreciate your friends. Christopher is such a nice guy, yet you treated him like shit. You think you have friends all over? Yea right. I classified them under three groups. One: DotA discussion group. Two: Smoking buddies. Three: Your friends from outside, that hang around with you just because you hang around with them. Appreciate your friends, they are the most precious things you can have during your secondary school life. Think about what I wrote. Stop your I-know-everything-attitude and your I-have-everything-attitude. No one is going to shun just because you don't have what we have. Friends appreciate you for what you are, not what you are not. Think, clit, THINK YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Now for the agree part. There's this guy in my class, who acts like he knows or has everything. Let's put DotAas an example la, huh? He only knows how to play 5.84c, which was like, how many years ago. 6.29 is the IN thing man, shit da 5.84c. You only know how to play Rikimaru the Stealth Assasin? In 5.84c? That's shit man, SHIT. Even I a total DotA shit noob knows how to pawn someone's pathetic asshole with this hero, with one hand digging my nose for shit and the other clicking at buttons. And I can pawn someone with this hero. Last week, me and Kingston was up to Ming Han, Melvin and you. I was hitting Ming Han with some gay hero I've never used in my entire life, and you suddenly said "Ming Han I'm here to save you!" Yea right, especially when we are of different levels, mine being the higher, yours being the lower. You come to save Ming Han, I thought you were of some damn fucking high level. But then, the difference was so huge. I could take on you and Ming Han at that time, without asking Kingston for help. Ming Han ran, you dueled with me. You activated Omnislash, which all of the hits connected to me. Dude, that was like, giving me a tap on the shoulders. You activated the fucking whirlwind thing, I can whack you like nothing is happening. You ran from me, I did not give chase cause I did not want to be pawned by the fucking tower, that's why. And you think I don't know, you have been typing "Kill James" to everyone in your team and they are ignoring you. Melvin and Ming Han could have killed me any moment, you need to team up with them to kill me. Ming Han told me that he was ignoring what you typed, playing the style he likes best. I did not know what the fuck you did in that match, but Ming Han's blog stated that you asked Melvin to get you a claymore. Melvin, being the ever nice guy, bought that piece of shit for you. You thought with your oh-so-mighty claymore you can reduce my health from full health to a new low? No, you fucking piece of shit. Before you can even reduce my life to half, the screen would have said that I pawned your head for a measly 100+ gold. You did not even have any killing spree to start off with. Killing you would just give me a few extra gold. I'd rather kill creeps. Killing you wouldn't give me any respect. Unless you brought down at least two of my towers, I would have respected you. And you got killed by neutral creeps. Eh? It's not like you're level 1 to 6. You laughed about it, Ming Han just shook his head. It was so shameful, to be even killed by neutral creeps. Omfg, if I were you, I would have knocked my head on the wall and kill myself.
Today you wanted yo challenge me and Melvin 2v1 with me and Melvin as a team, and you solo us? Yea, I thought what, suddenly you got some DotA pro's brains or something.
And you seriously don't know how to appreciate your friends. Christopher is such a nice guy, yet you treated him like shit. You think you have friends all over? Yea right. I classified them under three groups. One: DotA discussion group. Two: Smoking buddies. Three: Your friends from outside, that hang around with you just because you hang around with them. Appreciate your friends, they are the most precious things you can have during your secondary school life. Think about what I wrote. Stop your I-know-everything-attitude and your I-have-everything-attitude. No one is going to shun just because you don't have what we have. Friends appreciate you for what you are, not what you are not. Think, clit, THINK YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
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