Crossfire in Yoshinoya.
I might not be updating frequently, due to some little snags might shitty computer has encountered and it is bugging the fuck outta me. I feel like walking up to a police, tell him to come over my house and blow a hole in my computer and I'll reward him handsomely for it. These are my thoughts, so don't REALLY CALL A POLICE TO BLOW MY COMPUTER INTO HALF. Maybe all I need is a new motherboard. But then, BAH. Maybe I'll blog about this shit tomorrow.
So, today's incident. Jia Hao, Jun Li, Kingston and me had a hard time deciding on where to eat. Maybe not Kingston, cause he is too busy playing Fifa on my phone. After Jun Li said go MacDonald's to eat AGAIN, Jia Hao suggested Yoshinoya which is quite a good choice. We all headed down the escalator and when we reached Yoshinoya, Jia Hao was kind of astounded. Cause he saw, her. One ton to carry. Never mind, but Kai Hui and gang was there. That gave Jia Hao another one ton to carry. Then, Yan Han happened to walk past us and tons fell from the sky and crushed Jia Hao to death.
No la, bodoh. But then, 2 ex-es and one crush ALL IN ONE SPOT. If I were in that situation, I would've killed myself by scalding myself to death (There's a store se.lling deep-fried stuff opposite Yoshinoya). Then doing the math above, 1+1+8=10 tons to carry. Makes me go "Heng ah. I not a siao peh like Jia Hao." It's ok, it wasn't the end of the world. We then bought our stuff, then we sat down to eat. Kingston WAS still hanging on to my MIGHTY 3230, cause it has a Fifa game inside, and others DO NOT. That's the difference between you and me, people. I have Fifa ok? Then Kingston rushed through his male just for my, Fifa. I reluctantly handed over my phone to him and continued with my food. Then, Jia Hao took out his waffle fries and put them on the plate. Kingston thought that Jia Hao did not want the fries anymore and gulped it down in one fucking gobble. Jia Hao gripped him by the neck and vented his anger on him for the fries. After the meal, Jia Hao decided to fold heart-shaped straws for her. After he made one, I was threatened to give the straws to her or my Mighty 3230 will be destroyed by that unscrupulous guy. Like, oops? I walked over to her table, and said "Delivery from Jia Hao" and brisked walked back to my seat. Then, I had to do another delivery and left it on the table, too. Then Jia Hao took our used straws and made heart-shaped straws again. I made the delivery again, CAUSE MY BAG IS IN DANGER. Then, Kingston went to take some straws and he gave them to Jia Hao cause he needs em to make more straws. Angelina walked back, showing us the state the straws are. After Jia Hao finished one more, I WAS FORCED to make another delivery and she threatened to throw her drink at me. I decided to turn back and my bag was in danger. Omg, I want to go to a corner and cry, but I can't. 16 leh, cry for fuck? Then, I had a good idea. I FUCKING MADE KINGSTON DELIVER THE STRAW AND I SAVED BOTH MY NECK AND MY BAG. How clever I am. Then, after he returned, she came and said "How dare you give me a used straw!" I was thinking "How screwed can I be?" Then the war began. Ice was flying, it was WAR. Her and gang versus Jia Hao. Who will win?
Ice was flying, all thrown by her, I presumed. And for heaven's sake, she is a netball player and all her shots missed. Thanks to my lightning quick reflexes and my *dramas abit* "Sharingan!!' *whacked in the head by a sledgehammer* Alright, they all missed, and it was PURE disgusting. As gentlemen, we just evaded the onslaught of "hails" and did not throw back at them. The war got so bad that the Yoshinoya staff had to peek and look at what's happening. Sensing something wasn't right, she her gang scrammed from Yoshinoya and Jia Hao came up with a conclusion: "Never go to Yoshinoya." How wise, dude. After those words, we too, got out of Yoshinoya cause our area is full of ice-cubes.
Oh, if you're wondering about the score, it's nil-nil. Why?
We did not retialiate and she did not hit.
Cheebye spyware/worm/trojan or whatever. I BLOG YOU ALSO WANT DI SIAO. LUCKY I USE MOZILLA YOU CAN ONLY MAKE TAB. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Knn, press publish post they di siao me again.
So, today's incident. Jia Hao, Jun Li, Kingston and me had a hard time deciding on where to eat. Maybe not Kingston, cause he is too busy playing Fifa on my phone. After Jun Li said go MacDonald's to eat AGAIN, Jia Hao suggested Yoshinoya which is quite a good choice. We all headed down the escalator and when we reached Yoshinoya, Jia Hao was kind of astounded. Cause he saw, her. One ton to carry. Never mind, but Kai Hui and gang was there. That gave Jia Hao another one ton to carry. Then, Yan Han happened to walk past us and tons fell from the sky and crushed Jia Hao to death.
No la, bodoh. But then, 2 ex-es and one crush ALL IN ONE SPOT. If I were in that situation, I would've killed myself by scalding myself to death (There's a store se.lling deep-fried stuff opposite Yoshinoya). Then doing the math above, 1+1+8=10 tons to carry. Makes me go "Heng ah. I not a siao peh like Jia Hao." It's ok, it wasn't the end of the world. We then bought our stuff, then we sat down to eat. Kingston WAS still hanging on to my MIGHTY 3230, cause it has a Fifa game inside, and others DO NOT. That's the difference between you and me, people. I have Fifa ok? Then Kingston rushed through his male just for my, Fifa. I reluctantly handed over my phone to him and continued with my food. Then, Jia Hao took out his waffle fries and put them on the plate. Kingston thought that Jia Hao did not want the fries anymore and gulped it down in one fucking gobble. Jia Hao gripped him by the neck and vented his anger on him for the fries. After the meal, Jia Hao decided to fold heart-shaped straws for her. After he made one, I was threatened to give the straws to her or my Mighty 3230 will be destroyed by that unscrupulous guy. Like, oops? I walked over to her table, and said "Delivery from Jia Hao" and brisked walked back to my seat. Then, I had to do another delivery and left it on the table, too. Then Jia Hao took our used straws and made heart-shaped straws again. I made the delivery again, CAUSE MY BAG IS IN DANGER. Then, Kingston went to take some straws and he gave them to Jia Hao cause he needs em to make more straws. Angelina walked back, showing us the state the straws are. After Jia Hao finished one more, I WAS FORCED to make another delivery and she threatened to throw her drink at me. I decided to turn back and my bag was in danger. Omg, I want to go to a corner and cry, but I can't. 16 leh, cry for fuck? Then, I had a good idea. I FUCKING MADE KINGSTON DELIVER THE STRAW AND I SAVED BOTH MY NECK AND MY BAG. How clever I am. Then, after he returned, she came and said "How dare you give me a used straw!" I was thinking "How screwed can I be?" Then the war began. Ice was flying, it was WAR. Her and gang versus Jia Hao. Who will win?
Ice was flying, all thrown by her, I presumed. And for heaven's sake, she is a netball player and all her shots missed. Thanks to my lightning quick reflexes and my *dramas abit* "Sharingan!!' *whacked in the head by a sledgehammer* Alright, they all missed, and it was PURE disgusting. As gentlemen, we just evaded the onslaught of "hails" and did not throw back at them. The war got so bad that the Yoshinoya staff had to peek and look at what's happening. Sensing something wasn't right, she her gang scrammed from Yoshinoya and Jia Hao came up with a conclusion: "Never go to Yoshinoya." How wise, dude. After those words, we too, got out of Yoshinoya cause our area is full of ice-cubes.
Oh, if you're wondering about the score, it's nil-nil. Why?
We did not retialiate and she did not hit.
Cheebye spyware/worm/trojan or whatever. I BLOG YOU ALSO WANT DI SIAO. LUCKY I USE MOZILLA YOU CAN ONLY MAKE TAB. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Knn, press publish post they di siao me again.
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