Cats.

Filming cats when they are climaxing is not the thing I would expect to see in the morning. On the way to Kingston's house, I saw one grumpy looking cat. But it was still wary of humans, so I decided not to di siao siao around with that cat. Later that cat got some "Xiang Mao eighteen strikes" I dunno what to do. So, I walked away, deciding that it's not worth my life over a grumpy cat. A cat has 9 lives, while a human has only one. So, bo bian, I must kill the cat 9 times, which I must like, die.. 8 more times. That's like asking some hotshot if I can cut off his balls/penis and sell it to someone.

Then I happily pranced on, eating my sardine curry puff on my way to meet Kingston. If you're wondering, the Earth did not shake. Apparently, one James is not enough to make a crack in the middle of the pacific plate. So, there was no sound, no earth shaking stints. Then, I chanced a pair of cats, who were obviously having sex. Being the very love to di siao siao people person, I took a picture of them having sex.
After looking at this glamarous picture, I decided that a photo isn't enough. So I whipped out my mighty 3230, and took a video of this cats in action. Later people say this picture is photoshopped one, like that I how? Cannot! Here's the video. If you hear some munching sounds, it simply means that I am still eating my curry puff.

When the cat looked at me, I stopped the video and ran. I was afraid that the cat might attack me. I met Kingston, and that ends the journey of the cats.

Eh, cats moan like lions. Wah leowz.