Interesting uh.. Phrases?

I just can't believe it when I see some of my friends have such ridiculous nicks. Everytime I come online, I scan through my so pathetically few contacts just to see who is online. And everytime, this friends of mine just, just never fails to give me a weird feeling, whether to laugh or not to laugh. Here are some examples:


"Scammer are being FAKE at your OWN RISK!" You must be thinking that he is trying to tell you that scammers are fakes, do things at your own risk. That is after much.. analysing. But but but, this is the actual explanation "Scammers are being fake at your own risk!" It simply means that scammers are fake for your sake. Here's another one:


"MapleSEA seem like bored." After looking at this phrase and racking your brains for a while, what this guy is trying to say is MapleSEA is getting boring. But, if you look at this phrase and your first thoughts will tell you that "MapleSEA is bored". Now, how can a program talk? My primary school 3 teacher once told a boy off when some bastard kicked the table and that guy went to scold that guy saying that the wall is crying cause he kicked it. Programs can't talk, they are NON-LIVING THINGS. Omg, I want to tell that guy off, but I don't know him well. Let's just leave things the way they are. I can't be bothered with him.