Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Total Defence day.

Alright, today is total defence day. What is total defence day you ask me? As a patriotic Singaporean, I'm proud to tell you that total defence day is a day when citizens are allowed to carry arms and walk around. No? Oh yeah. That applies to America only. You carry a gun in America and it is not illegal. Heck, they even have shops for it. As for Singapore, with your very busybody neighbours, if you even have a bullet in your pocket, I'll bet that they will call the police and say that you posses arms and you are a potential danger to the whole block. Bah. Well, total defence means you go to this total defence website and read information off from it. I like total defence in a way cause I can skip one period of chinese. Thus, I am spared from my chinese teacher's nagging. Thank the Singapore Government to have comed up with such a creative day where students can skip a few periods. Now when I recall today's activity, I really wished that I have a digital camera where I can snap some nice photos for you people to see. The show today really was funny. I watched the show with some buddies in my class and we noticed something. During a riot, civilians are attacked, I'm not sure cause I've never seen a riot before, not even a strike, so beat me. The Npcc cadets then intervened, that looks and sounds reasonable. Police are used to keep internal peace within a country. Then, the Ncc cadets ran out. Omfg? It's so gay, a simple riot, there is no need to mobilise the army. I know, we have peace for so many years, and it is unlikely for a war to happen. There are so many international organisations Singapore joined, so it is unlikely for Singapore to get attacked. There is the United Nations, ASEAN, five power defense arrangement and World Health Organisation. Oops, WHO has nothing to do with war. But there is no need to mobilise the army for a simple riot, which can be easily taken care of by the police. Singapore has a army to protect Singapore from being attacked externally, not internally. Maybe when there are terrorists, you get the army, that's understandable. But riot? Gah. Then someone in my group pointed out that someone from the Ncc group has a little trouble with one rioter. He pointed his fake rifle at that rioter and the rioter can still look at the gun for a moment before dropping his weapon, with a smile on his face. Omg. Then, someone said, "Machiam like terrorists." Then Kingston replied "If terrorists can be dealt with so easily, that will be great." And he got caught by ex-staff sergeant-but-now-Operations Manager Mr Royston, not for carrying suspicious objects, not for looking suspicious, but for eating when it is still not recess. He was shouting so loud, that he got everyone's attention. Then it was assembly, and it's such a rare occasion in four directions, North, south, east, west got chio bu. Then we had a talk on child cancer. The talker was pretty and there are gifts sponsored by citybank. Eco-system calculators, which I mistook for credit cards. Then on to F&N, where Mrs Abbas's lesson got interrupted by Mr Kenny Tan's Total Defence speech. When he reached the "In short," part, she was happy like a lark. Then the speech went on for five more minutes. After the part with "suspicious" in it, she said "I see a lot of suspicious people in front of me." Maybe mainly me, cause I'm the exceptionally ugly person there. During f&n, Kingston risked his life to blog a little. I said my blog is better, but then he stated that his blog was better then mine. Fine. It's up to readers to decide whose blog is better. I have no statcounter, cause I don't know how to put it inside. Someone teach me how to link and insert a statcounter.Then, on to infocus, then after everything. For the first time in my life, I saw Melvin go close to Tricia. First time in my life. By the way, those things that you ate in class, gingerbread or whatever, they taste great, especially the chocolates. Then I went to Tampines Mall with Jia Hao and Jun Li to eat, and then went on to buy Kelly Poon's cd. Haha, I have a ticket to go shake hands with her. I really want to scan the picture into my computer, but I think my scanner does not like Kelly Poon, thus not allowing me to scan it. If you want the ticket, tap me on the shoulder and ask me for the ticket nicely. I will give you the ticket for free, and might consider to lend you the cd. You take the cd, go to the expo and get her signature. After the whole thing, you return me the cd and I got her autograph. Yay. What a simple way to get autographs.
By the way, Ying Ting is a *******. Why? Attaching a look-a-like condom on Patrick's head. How unfeminish. And all this happened yesterday.

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