Melvin
Today, I'm gonna talk about a guy that I have known for my.. fourth year. I'm not gonna talk about his past, nor his future. I'm gonna talk about the present, which is today, Thursday, 26 of January. I ran out of ideas, so this gave me the opportunity to, talk something dumb.
Recess, I ate with Melvin, and Jun Li and Ming Han joined us afterwards. Then, Tricia, Melvin's girlfriend arrived with her gang of friends, sat at the next table. If you people didn't get it, it means the table beside our table. BESIDE. Jun Li and I wanted Melvin to go off with Tricia, cause it might be a nice spectacle to see. Not funny, but watching Melvin interact with her gives me the laughs. A habit, I guess. Then I noticed something. There is a distance between her and Melvin, an estimated distance of.. 1 to 2 metres. We then trashed talked about Melvin's ex-crushes, and Kingston, who came by much later, made sure that Tricia heard what he said. Then Ming Han made a comment about her friend with I won't want to comment about. No, don't go asking me. The end of canteen shit, now on to the next shit.
When we reached the third floor, Jia Hao took some money from Angelina and gave Melvin ten bucks. Ying Ting then went to Melvin and searched his breast pocket. I don't know why, Melvin suddenly shouted: "Touch my neh neh, 非礼啊！" In english, it's: "Touching of my boobs, molestation!" In malay, it's: "Pegang aku punya tetek, cabul!" For Tamil and and Indian, don't know, cause I don't have Indian friends. I learned another phrase too, don't get offended, you can use them on a chinese, for chinese. Read, :"Chee bye aku rogol mak kau baru kau tahu pala puki." Read it out loud, tell that to a chinese and let him guess what you mean when you don;t even know what is the meaning.
Here's the translation: "Vagina I molest you mother than you know you fuck face." I learnt this from, obviously, a MALAY. My malay is good enough to flunk the Primary 1 exam with a nice, fat, zero. 0. It's 1-1=0, ok? Not o, 0! Ok?
Recess, I ate with Melvin, and Jun Li and Ming Han joined us afterwards. Then, Tricia, Melvin's girlfriend arrived with her gang of friends, sat at the next table. If you people didn't get it, it means the table beside our table. BESIDE. Jun Li and I wanted Melvin to go off with Tricia, cause it might be a nice spectacle to see. Not funny, but watching Melvin interact with her gives me the laughs. A habit, I guess. Then I noticed something. There is a distance between her and Melvin, an estimated distance of.. 1 to 2 metres. We then trashed talked about Melvin's ex-crushes, and Kingston, who came by much later, made sure that Tricia heard what he said. Then Ming Han made a comment about her friend with I won't want to comment about. No, don't go asking me. The end of canteen shit, now on to the next shit.
When we reached the third floor, Jia Hao took some money from Angelina and gave Melvin ten bucks. Ying Ting then went to Melvin and searched his breast pocket. I don't know why, Melvin suddenly shouted: "Touch my neh neh, 非礼啊！" In english, it's: "Touching of my boobs, molestation!" In malay, it's: "Pegang aku punya tetek, cabul!" For Tamil and and Indian, don't know, cause I don't have Indian friends. I learned another phrase too, don't get offended, you can use them on a chinese, for chinese. Read, :"Chee bye aku rogol mak kau baru kau tahu pala puki." Read it out loud, tell that to a chinese and let him guess what you mean when you don;t even know what is the meaning.
Here's the translation: "Vagina I molest you mother than you know you fuck face." I learnt this from, obviously, a MALAY. My malay is good enough to flunk the Primary 1 exam with a nice, fat, zero. 0. It's 1-1=0, ok? Not o, 0! Ok?
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