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What a shitty day to begin with my father staring at me till I can't sleep anymore. Then there is TAF, which is equally assholish as well. Then when I reached the class, I proudly took out my "VodaVoda" waterbottle which has not been opened before. Brand new. I drank a sip, it tasted ok. Feeling that it is safe for consumption, I took a huge gulp. Then, the drink suddenly tasted like drainwater. I felt like spitting it out, but unable to. So I gulped it down, holding my breath. I felt shagged, feeling thirsty and felt like vomitting. Then, recess. The females were ticking the boxes on who to give flowers to, and they were saying that out loud. I heard my name, but did not give much notice to it. Then recess, and Melvin said "James! Ying Ting said she wanted to give you a rose." I was like lol? He must've heard wrongly, so I said "You heard it wrongly." Then, someone from my class, it's either Kingston or Qi Han, said the same thing again. I said again, you must've heard wrongly. Then Jun Li saw his crush, and feeling as a friend, I should do something, I said "I sponsor you one flower la." He said ok, and continued fantasizing over her, or ogling at her or whatever. Then, I saw all the P.E teachers sitting together, and I told Kingston "Looks like you're right. They're thinking of a plot to not let us get out of TAF." I forgot what Kingston said, but part of it says that the teachers are carrying out this plan with the canteen stall vendors. It's just a joke. So no offence. Serious. Then fast forward to chemistry, where Ying Ting is asking people to give her money to buy flowers for Arif. Happy Birthday Arif! That is if you read this blog. Bah. Then on to my toilet trip, when Qi Han refused to let me pee. When I'm trying to approach the urinal, he turns and threatens to spray his urine on me. After he peed, my turn. He then attempted to "Clothesline from hell" me, but I turned, without peeing, and he stopped before hitting me. I continued to pee in peace. Back to class, my chinese teacher said some bastard/loser scored full marks in the close passage and the multiple choice comprehension. At that moment, I decided to feel abit "buay hiao bai" and said "谢谢大家！就是我了！“ Then the rest of the people were saying "buay hiao bai la James!" Then, she said "仰光！你这么知道是你呢？“ I was like, wtf? Me? Then she gave back the papers, and she said "仰光!29芬!" I got the shock of my life. It's true that I got full marks for the first 2 sections, but just 9 marks for the killer section. Just 9 miserable marks. Then after school came, and I loaned Kevin's n70 to bitch about. Then I went to Tampines Mall to get Ying Ting's gift, which is Patrick. It's smaller than Jack, but nevertheless, still Patrick. Then I went to eat with Jia Hao and Jun Li. Then on my way home with Jia Hao, 3 losers were practicing their stunts near the road like gangsters. We couldn't press the fucking button to cross, so when the traffic light turned red for the cars, I risked my life and my dick to press the button. I commented that those bikers are low-lifes and they should fall in the middle of the road and get knocked by a car. I'll be standing there grinning, before calling a ambulance. I'm better than Fanny, who grins but won't dial for a ambulance. =D Now, I don't know how to wrap the gift for her. Someone teach me. >.<