Fila.

Yes, I'm working in Fila now, instead of the "zomgwtfbbqliekliek" Shop and Save. Actually, Fila is also pretty "zomgwtfbbqliek" though not as h4x as Shop and Save.

Recently, the assistant manager said before we leave Fila, they will give us souvenirs. (By saying we, Kingston and I are colleagues now. ) I thought they will be giving us some of Fila products as a souvenir. Until today, my supervisor shed some light on what my punishment would be. All the warehouse Fila staff will catch me, tie me up to one of the poles in the warehouse, strip me naked, glue all my pubic hair together and put an egg over the mess.

Lucky for me, my supervisor has told me how to get myself out of this.. horrible "ohmygodilovethis" fate. He said unless I get a girlfriend, I will be subjected to this torment. So please, any females reading this, be my girlfriend or I will be execute.