Chinese New Year Concert in Tampines Secondary School
"Tampines Secondary School is the cheapest school blah blah blah." That is what my principal says. Oh well, Since he said that, no wonder the concert turned out.. well, bad. The past years concert were bad, but still better. At least they can't make me talk to anyone in front or behind me. This year, it is so bad that I really hoped that I did not submit my english homework, thus having to stay behind in class to finish it or do it. It is that bad, and I am not lying. Those who went will know what I mean.
First item: A chinese opera. The title is "Nezha creating a havoc in the Eastern Sea."
Yes. By seeing this topic, and seeing the word opera, you will know that it is definitely know that what is the reaction of most people.
Me: What am I thinking?
You: Wtf?
Me: Correct.
It is chinese, and it is unfair to our malay friends. They had subtitles, but overall, even reading the subtitles, a malay asked me what are they talking about. No, the malay ain't stupid. It's the person behind the laptop that is stupid. Why? I don't know why, but there are a few possibilities to name out.
1: He is too engrossed with the assholish show, when he must have watched the show a thousand times.
2: He is too lazy to click on the mouse or the buttons.
3: He shortcutted on the subtitles.
4: The subtitles are directly translated from chinese, thus when the malays read it, it makes no sense at all.
5: The malays did not even bother reading the subtitles.
My friend asked me what is the story about, what are they talking about, who is Nezha, is he a boy or girl and why they make such a big hoo ha about him. I wanted to sleep, but Kevin wouldn't let me. You are dead, Kevin. You are so dead.
Second item: Martial arts performance by pros and amatuers in our school.
It is definitely better than the first, cause this is something that everyone can understand. First group includes my friend on stage, giving commands by punching the air. Considering the blunder she made last year, it is much better. Second is the stick performance. It is nice, though I prefer there is another person fighting with her. The third is really nice, waving the sword around. He won a award when he was in secondary one and the MCs were whoring about it. This year, they didn't say anything nice so I suppose he did not win anything.
Third item: The choir singing a New Year Song
I'd love to comment about this. Why? Cause.. I'll explain it now. =D
The conductor, first runner-up of 2004's Tampines idol, Christopher, was the main attraction. You see his ass, and no one is interested in what the choir is singing. If you went to in-tempo 7 in August 28, 2004, you would see a conductor, a REAL condutor. He even has a degree for it. As for another conductor, it would be my friend, Ming Han. If he conducted, it would be totally different. I'd take him then Christopher. Cause he is better, in the humourous side. And Melvin was wowing about Christopher. Shut up Melvin, Ming Han is better, ok?
Fourth item: Commencement of Chinese New Year decorations
My class won hand down. Why? Cause we had no decorations, to start of with. Not even a Ang Pow on a notice board. No one bothered to do, so why bother bringing the darned materials in the first place? Another factor that we won is that our classroom is very clean. YES, clean. Very clean. We have sweet wrappers lying all over the place.
Made Jun Li buy vodka for on the way home and finished it all by myself. I wanted to buy the one with 10% alcohol, but it's 7++. So I settled on the 5% alcohol which is 3++. I know I'm cheapskate, but I'm broke. And advice for the day, never drink vodka and eat kitkat. You'll puke. Trust me, cause I've done that. I'm sorry Melvin, cause all I left for you in my bottle was a drop of vodka. Next time I'll sponsor ten cents for you to buy a bottle, kays?
NowWw dunchh angrii le norhss... I've stepped out of my league to do this Melvin, so appreciate it. Even if you don't, you still have to. Why? You don't have a reason to. =)
First item: A chinese opera. The title is "Nezha creating a havoc in the Eastern Sea."
Yes. By seeing this topic, and seeing the word opera, you will know that it is definitely know that what is the reaction of most people.
Me: What am I thinking?
You: Wtf?
Me: Correct.
It is chinese, and it is unfair to our malay friends. They had subtitles, but overall, even reading the subtitles, a malay asked me what are they talking about. No, the malay ain't stupid. It's the person behind the laptop that is stupid. Why? I don't know why, but there are a few possibilities to name out.
1: He is too engrossed with the assholish show, when he must have watched the show a thousand times.
2: He is too lazy to click on the mouse or the buttons.
3: He shortcutted on the subtitles.
4: The subtitles are directly translated from chinese, thus when the malays read it, it makes no sense at all.
5: The malays did not even bother reading the subtitles.
My friend asked me what is the story about, what are they talking about, who is Nezha, is he a boy or girl and why they make such a big hoo ha about him. I wanted to sleep, but Kevin wouldn't let me. You are dead, Kevin. You are so dead.
Second item: Martial arts performance by pros and amatuers in our school.
It is definitely better than the first, cause this is something that everyone can understand. First group includes my friend on stage, giving commands by punching the air. Considering the blunder she made last year, it is much better. Second is the stick performance. It is nice, though I prefer there is another person fighting with her. The third is really nice, waving the sword around. He won a award when he was in secondary one and the MCs were whoring about it. This year, they didn't say anything nice so I suppose he did not win anything.
Third item: The choir singing a New Year Song
I'd love to comment about this. Why? Cause.. I'll explain it now. =D
The conductor, first runner-up of 2004's Tampines idol, Christopher, was the main attraction. You see his ass, and no one is interested in what the choir is singing. If you went to in-tempo 7 in August 28, 2004, you would see a conductor, a REAL condutor. He even has a degree for it. As for another conductor, it would be my friend, Ming Han. If he conducted, it would be totally different. I'd take him then Christopher. Cause he is better, in the humourous side. And Melvin was wowing about Christopher. Shut up Melvin, Ming Han is better, ok?
Fourth item: Commencement of Chinese New Year decorations
My class won hand down. Why? Cause we had no decorations, to start of with. Not even a Ang Pow on a notice board. No one bothered to do, so why bother bringing the darned materials in the first place? Another factor that we won is that our classroom is very clean. YES, clean. Very clean. We have sweet wrappers lying all over the place.
Made Jun Li buy vodka for on the way home and finished it all by myself. I wanted to buy the one with 10% alcohol, but it's 7++. So I settled on the 5% alcohol which is 3++. I know I'm cheapskate, but I'm broke. And advice for the day, never drink vodka and eat kitkat. You'll puke. Trust me, cause I've done that. I'm sorry Melvin, cause all I left for you in my bottle was a drop of vodka. Next time I'll sponsor ten cents for you to buy a bottle, kays?
NowWw dunchh angrii le norhss... I've stepped out of my league to do this Melvin, so appreciate it. Even if you don't, you still have to. Why? You don't have a reason to. =)
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