Daddy/Mummy when I grow up..

Daddy when I grow up, I want to be like Qi Han.

I want to win people in pool so that people will give me one hundred dollars when I play pool and make people run around the place naked when I win them. I must win them everytime.

I want to be so powderful in DotA that when I'm not with that noob James, Ming Han, Kingston and Melvin, I'll own everyone. However, when I play with them, I suddenly become very noob.

I want to be a babe magnet. Everywhere I go, I will attract girls and they will like me. When my friends ask me to give them some of the girls numbers, I must be selfish and not give them any.

I want to master Thai boxing and Muay Thai in 4 weeks.

I want to show off to my secondary school classmates that my intelligence is that of Melvin and Kingston. James is plain stupid, so I don't want to be like him.

I want to smoke in the toilet and get caught by the Operations Manager, so when I return to class, I can show off the "ohsocool" palm-hitting-fist action to my friends.

Finally, I want to dance to Cascada's "Everytime we touch". I must come up with more and more stupid dances so I look very cool.

Oh wait, I'd like to add one more.

I want to lend a mp3 from my friends so I can dance along to the beat of the tetno songs they have in their mp3 so I will look cool.



Clearly, I don't want to be like Qi Han. I'm already degrading myself when I'm writing this post.