How I spent my Birthday
First of all, I'm emphasizing that it is my birthday, and I'm trying not to make a big hoo ha out of it. Just that there are a few extra things that happened, and I'm not expecting them to happen everyday.
First thing in the morning, my sister was taking the newspaper whacking the lizards that ran past the altar. I thought it was a cockroach, but it was a lizard. Bah. I was mentally prepared for something, which I am mentioning later.
Second thing, I was on the way to school, not meeting the "King", cause he was ps-ing me to meet Ying Ting, Angelina and Jia Hao. Boo la, Kingston. Ying Ting gave me a present, which Angelina claimed to have a share. I didn't care, it was my first birthday present in years. I was happy like shit. Jia Hao warned me about booby traps, and I was aware, really.
Third thing: Recess, hell for me, heaven for Nick, Hidayat, Kingston and Iskandar. Kingston and Nick took a long time to start the ball, and Mr Kenny Tan was aware. Nick EVEN asked him to join in, but he can't cause he is a teacher. So they dragged me outside the class and whacked the fuck out of me.
Fourth thing: After school, Aslam joined in the fun, and then Jia Hao and Ming Han soloed me. Lol. The bash wasn't very.. enjoyable, but still nice. It proves my existence in class. Thank You.
Ming Han, I'll like to tell you a fact. Guess I better replay the scenario, lest you get confused.
Ming Han: Kai Kai.
Kai Hui: Fuck la.
Ming Han: Ok.
*Kai Hui smiles in the heart a little, before Brenda walks over spouting a bunch of vulgarities*
Brenda: Kaninabei chao cheebye etc etc etc
I'll explain the whole thing, in case you misunderstand. Ming Han calls Kai Hui in a affectionate way, and Kai Hui likes the way, judging from the way Ming Han explains it. Brenda then butts in, scolds Ming Han, like she has a crush on him or she is Kai Hui's guardian.
And her smile, Ming Han, is like.. when you say "Ok", she wants it. Just that, physically she doesn't want it, but mentally she wants it. So walk right up to her, tell her to imagine herself naked, then you, and imagine that something is plunging into her vagina. If anyone reads this content and feel offended, especially the people mentioned in above, you don't have my deepest condolences. Ming Han is a nice guy, just that he has erotic thoughts most of the time. But he is a devoted guy, grab him bitches.
First thing in the morning, my sister was taking the newspaper whacking the lizards that ran past the altar. I thought it was a cockroach, but it was a lizard. Bah. I was mentally prepared for something, which I am mentioning later.
Second thing, I was on the way to school, not meeting the "King", cause he was ps-ing me to meet Ying Ting, Angelina and Jia Hao. Boo la, Kingston. Ying Ting gave me a present, which Angelina claimed to have a share. I didn't care, it was my first birthday present in years. I was happy like shit. Jia Hao warned me about booby traps, and I was aware, really.
Third thing: Recess, hell for me, heaven for Nick, Hidayat, Kingston and Iskandar. Kingston and Nick took a long time to start the ball, and Mr Kenny Tan was aware. Nick EVEN asked him to join in, but he can't cause he is a teacher. So they dragged me outside the class and whacked the fuck out of me.
Fourth thing: After school, Aslam joined in the fun, and then Jia Hao and Ming Han soloed me. Lol. The bash wasn't very.. enjoyable, but still nice. It proves my existence in class. Thank You.
Ming Han, I'll like to tell you a fact. Guess I better replay the scenario, lest you get confused.
Ming Han: Kai Kai.
Kai Hui: Fuck la.
Ming Han: Ok.
*Kai Hui smiles in the heart a little, before Brenda walks over spouting a bunch of vulgarities*
Brenda: Kaninabei chao cheebye etc etc etc
I'll explain the whole thing, in case you misunderstand. Ming Han calls Kai Hui in a affectionate way, and Kai Hui likes the way, judging from the way Ming Han explains it. Brenda then butts in, scolds Ming Han, like she has a crush on him or she is Kai Hui's guardian.
And her smile, Ming Han, is like.. when you say "Ok", she wants it. Just that, physically she doesn't want it, but mentally she wants it. So walk right up to her, tell her to imagine herself naked, then you, and imagine that something is plunging into her vagina. If anyone reads this content and feel offended, especially the people mentioned in above, you don't have my deepest condolences. Ming Han is a nice guy, just that he has erotic thoughts most of the time. But he is a devoted guy, grab him bitches.
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