My funky teachers.
To all Tampinesians who are stuck in Tampines Secondary School for 4 to 5 years, I'm gonna introduce you the funkiest teachers in the school. There are only 2 in my library, so I'm gonna write about them. Yes, I'm serious so to any teachers who read this blog, you can't sue me cause I ain't insulting any of you. Yes. So don't go up to me, give me a lawyer's letter or something. =D And to english teachers reading this blog, if I make any english or tense errors, please correct me in my tagboard, to the right. If there are no errors, help me sign my orange piece of paper.
Now, on to my funky teachers post.
First person to be recorded in my list, Mr Ranjit Singh. Why him? Cause he is cool.
1st example:
Boy: Teacher, can I loan the OHP in your class?
Mr Singh (To us): Which OHP is spoilt?
Us: The one which is near the door.
Mr Singh: Take that.
Boy: Thank you teacher.
The poor boy must have got a scolding from his teacher for not testing the OHP before loaning it.
2nd example:
Mr Singh: Yong Quan, you smoke right?
Yong Quan: Yes.
Mr Singh: Have you smoked before the camel brand?
Yong Quan: Yes. That brand sucks.
Mr Singh: You know, you can win a ticket. Inside the cigarette box there might be a ticket to tell you that you won the lucky draw. You can go somewhere.
Yong Quan: Go where?
Mr Singh: The place where camels are.
Yong Quan: (Let's out a string of vulgarities under his breath)
Believe it or not, it's up to you. There's one more.
Mr Singh: Do you know why 4e6 is better than 4e2 in english?
4e6: No. Why?
Mr Singh: Cause I didn't teach them last year.
=D
The second funky teacher in my library, is Mr Shahril. Why? Cause..
Geraldine = 20 mb girl/colour coordinator
Jovene = Class spirit
Zafirah = Sharif-ah
He told us why should females marry the Creative guy, cause he refuses to donate Creative Muvos for our competitions.
He told us funky stories also, like why he lost his hair. If you wanna know why he lost his hair, it is because he used most of it for our school.
Today, he told us 2 funny stories.
Guy (suddenly standing up in the middle of class): Jesus loves you, Mr Shahril!
Mr Shahril: I love you too, now sit down.
2nd story
Mr Shahril (to class): All right, take out your books and start reading.
Guy (fishes out a toy machine gun and shoots the ceiling)
Mr Shahril: Keep that gun lest that ceiling drops on your head.
That guy left school after 2 weeks due to mental problems.
He also cracks jokes in the middle of lessons, making my friend Melvin, the sleeping "beauty", unable to sleep in history and social studies classes anymore.
Believe it or not, these are my funky teachers. If you think they are not funky, you can take a gun and shoot yourself in the head. Oh. I forgot. Guns are illegal in Singapore. So take a knife and stab yourself, which is also acceptable. As long as you die, it doesn't really matter. Seriously.
Now, on to my funky teachers post.
First person to be recorded in my list, Mr Ranjit Singh. Why him? Cause he is cool.
1st example:
Boy: Teacher, can I loan the OHP in your class?
Mr Singh (To us): Which OHP is spoilt?
Us: The one which is near the door.
Mr Singh: Take that.
Boy: Thank you teacher.
The poor boy must have got a scolding from his teacher for not testing the OHP before loaning it.
2nd example:
Mr Singh: Yong Quan, you smoke right?
Yong Quan: Yes.
Mr Singh: Have you smoked before the camel brand?
Yong Quan: Yes. That brand sucks.
Mr Singh: You know, you can win a ticket. Inside the cigarette box there might be a ticket to tell you that you won the lucky draw. You can go somewhere.
Yong Quan: Go where?
Mr Singh: The place where camels are.
Yong Quan: (Let's out a string of vulgarities under his breath)
Believe it or not, it's up to you. There's one more.
Mr Singh: Do you know why 4e6 is better than 4e2 in english?
4e6: No. Why?
Mr Singh: Cause I didn't teach them last year.
=D
The second funky teacher in my library, is Mr Shahril. Why? Cause..
Geraldine = 20 mb girl/colour coordinator
Jovene = Class spirit
Zafirah = Sharif-ah
He told us why should females marry the Creative guy, cause he refuses to donate Creative Muvos for our competitions.
He told us funky stories also, like why he lost his hair. If you wanna know why he lost his hair, it is because he used most of it for our school.
Today, he told us 2 funny stories.
Guy (suddenly standing up in the middle of class): Jesus loves you, Mr Shahril!
Mr Shahril: I love you too, now sit down.
2nd story
Mr Shahril (to class): All right, take out your books and start reading.
Guy (fishes out a toy machine gun and shoots the ceiling)
Mr Shahril: Keep that gun lest that ceiling drops on your head.
That guy left school after 2 weeks due to mental problems.
He also cracks jokes in the middle of lessons, making my friend Melvin, the sleeping "beauty", unable to sleep in history and social studies classes anymore.
Believe it or not, these are my funky teachers. If you think they are not funky, you can take a gun and shoot yourself in the head. Oh. I forgot. Guns are illegal in Singapore. So take a knife and stab yourself, which is also acceptable. As long as you die, it doesn't really matter. Seriously.
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