Friday, February 03, 2006

My first encounter with Matrix and some OTHER stuff.

In this world, the world of Matrix is almost impossible, or rather, impossible cause of the stunts performed by the actors are really fake. Stopping bullets, unbelievable fighting skills and unique stunts that can only be done with your brain. Simply put it, it means only your imagination is capable of that. And today, I've proved the impossible, and even escaped with deep cuts. Impressive eh? Of course. You can ask Kingston, cause he witnessed how I accomplished that task, in a P.E lesson. Of course, I shall begin with the beginning.
Morning, I had to do 75 jumping jacks. Not forgetting my knee injury, it made my legs like jelly. Then, after 2 grueling hours of boredom, P.E arrived. Yes, it happened in this period. I shall go into further detail.
We had to run round the volley ball court, which was a simple feat, but we had to do it in different patterns. It put on the strain on my legs, not the fact that I am fat, just the fact that I have flat feet. Then, volleyball. We have to "dick" the ball, and run in a circuit. It put on a further strain on my legs. Not forgetting I am leading my class to run to telecom next week, I was like, gay.
Then the moment arrived. The performance of Matrix. Don't blink your eyes, as I am gonna describe what happened, in words, no pictures.
Demonstration, me, Kingston and Melvin. We had to "dick" the ball to each other, without letting it fall. Then, the ball fell, and it bounced all the way to the cars. I ran after the damn ball, cursing under my breath that why the ball is round, not square. Then, I tripped over a branch, knocked the car on my right, then did a flip and knocked the car on my left and fell with my limbs on the damn floor. See? Matrix. It takes a tremendous amount of focus to do this, and can only be accomplished by me, James the giant peach.
Qi Han helped me with the bandaging, and I met Cleone. She saw my leg, and said "Who wrap one? So ugly." LOL. For a moment, I was stunned. I decided to put on my long pants, lest people say I'm trying to buy sympathy with my injury.
After school, infocus. Forget about infocus, just for the fact that there are only two females in my class, which is Yuki and Queenie. Yuki I understand, but Queenie? I asked Qi Han, and he said her results not bad. Maybe she is a loser for the new format. Haha, not funny. I've never passed a chinese test last year, so beat it. And Sharon betted with a teacher if she did not buy the chinese workbook by Monday, she would pay for 100 books. One book is roughly 3 bucks, 100 books is 300 bucks. Good luck Sharon, you had better buy a book.
On the way home, Kingston thought of a name to call ourselves. The five horseriders, though I prefer "The Usual 5". We had lotsa ideas, but parted ways when he reached his block.
When it was time to visit, Kingston met me, and I told him he should jio Queenie cause with a King, there should be a Queen. Lol. Melvin's house was a disaster, mine was worser, with Kingston breaking a cup and gambling. Bah. Jia Hao's father was really nice, after we visited his house, he gave us a ride to Ming Han's house. I had the most spacious seat, cause Jia Hao's father insisted I sat in the front. The rest had to squeeze. Ming Han's house was the quickest visit, cause it was late.
Why Melvin's house was a disaster? Cushion fight. I'll show you a formula. Jiahao ---> Kingston = dead Esther. Why? Jiahao threw a cushion to Kingston, and Kingston used the cushion to whack Esther. Simple concept. Then on my way to my house. Jovene, You seriously need new glasses. You can ask other's where I stay, when I am RIGHT in front of you. Gay. Then, I climbed the stairs all the way to the 9th floor, while the rest took the lift to the sixth floor, and climbed 3 floors. Upon reaching my house, they ate then played "Ban Luck". Play play play, until my relatives came. My mom cooked vermicilli, and the rest ate it before continuing. Then suddenly, after the meal, game resuming, someone took my fifty cents. Fine. Then I forgot what Jovene did, then suddenly Kingston crashed a glass. The rest moved into my room and continued there. After that, on to Jia Hao's house. We watched abit of Tv, and someone mentioned why this year got girls. Then Jia Hao said "Ah Pa said he wanted girls to visit." Taadaa. Then talk talk talk, until talking about how to go to Ming Han's house. Jia Hao's father offered to give us a ride, and upon wearing his glasses, and saying "I'm ready.", we laughed. Lol. Then to Ming Han's house, my bag was abit wet. Then I found out that one orange had burst, and my bag was dirtied. Lol. Then climbing all the way to the fifth, with occasional stops to press the up button on the third and fourth level. Then fast forwarding to the end, where I chionged a cab with Qi Ying and Esther.
Of course, there are memorable things that happened.
But I'm not to mention them, lest someone gets angry. Bah.
There are also much more things I want to say, but I'm friggin tired.

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