Matharfarkar.

The world is going crazy. Jun Yuan actually pleaded to have another chance to win us. We are going to win them again. I don't care how many times I die, I just want to win. Oh lards, give me the strength to win.

Lan at Asteroid.

Well, things went pretty well today. We won Jun Yuan, Moses and Daryl with our identities concealed. We are very happy that we won, and we are not sorry at all that if it hurt-ed one bit of their pride to lose to us. Although I am quite pissed that Qi Han ks-ed most of my kills, it doesn't matter. We still won, no matter what way they put it. God did not forsake our prayers, and for every prayer to succeed, there must always be a sacrifice. My money is the sacrifice today cause I have to treat them "Lim Koh Pee".

Now, I shall state who did the best in something in the DotA match today:

Daryl : The most "hum ji" kia, everytime hug tower. Not everytime la, but hug until like, want gang him also hard.

Jun Yuan : Did not play very well today. Must've been off-form.

Moses : Pretty strong, bringing him down was difficult.

Qi Han : The biggest kser of the day. Nothing much to be said.

Melvin : On-form today, also ks-ed quite abit. I give him second best kser.

Kingston : The chiongster. And the sponsorer. He sponsored me Boots of Travel recipe. I therefore name him the best farmer of the day.

James : Saviour of many of teamates and mainly responsible of the deaths of others. Enemy chasing up to you? I swap. You want to run away? I swap also. Die die also kena tok by my team. I saved many a ass with my trusty magic missle and netherswap.

Overall, we still win. =D No maphack ftw.

God save us this Saturday.

Saturday is the big day, and our team have not been doing much. Kingston, Melvin and I are trying very hard in the games to get the teamwork required, but it to no avail. We managed to achieve just that teeny weeny bit, and it's gone. Poof. Like a puff smoke, disappearing into thin air.

If those people thinks that we are fighting the E5s, they are so wrong. We are challenging Moses' clan, which has so much pawnzor players that it pains me so much just to even describe them. I don't care how are we gonna win them. We just want to win. Gone are the days we have so much time to play a fool online. Gone are the days where I can enter a game blabbering "Sali po Sali kau". Gone are the days, when I enter a game and and exit it with laughter. We are going to win Moses. I don't care. We are gonna win them.

World cup.

Ok. Today was Monday, where France lost to Italy in penalty kicks. Lawless. The Gods in Tampenis (Tampines) were angry, and decided that it should rain the whole morning. The same thing happened for Portugal, when France decided that it's time for the Portuguese to go home. I told my tuition teacher, aka relatives, and they said rubbish and insisted that I continue eating my spaghetti. Apparently, her son is very upset, because Brazil is out.

And I found out, from most of the female friends I have, they watch the world cup, just to see the hunks and cuteys. LAWLESS I TELL YOU, LAWLESS. I know females who drool over Kaka, Ronaldo, Beckham and many many more. The motive of the World Cup is to uh. Let's see. I don't know. Maybe provide betting opportunities? Maybe. I don't know. I cannot believe it when my mom bought $40 dollars for France to win and bought a pathetic amount of $10 for Italy. I had hoped for France to win, but had a gut feeling that Italy will win. My mom lost $45, cause I told her I want to buy $5 on Italy to win.

Ok, screw the World Cup. I'm gonna create the Tampenis (Tampines) cup. Nabeh, Melvin, you had better bring the goddamn soccer ball to school, else I'm gonna chop off one of your ball, and use it as a ball. How creative of me.

Then, I got the class photos today, cause Mr Singh had a tooth removed, and he cannot talk much. =\ Sad. And Kingston asked me to scan and send him the photos, cause he did not buy any. Had to anyways, he is Team LovE's Manager cum Leader. Or so Melvin and I think. And thinking about the DotA match on Friday, it's totally PAWNZOR. 5v5, 4E6 versus 4E5. I can predict the outcome, even though we have not even started.

Jun Yuan, Ivan, Wei Dong, Xiao Jon, Chen Chuan ( or maybe someone else?) in the 4E5 team. THEY ALREADY HAVE 2 KARNINARH PAWNZOR PLAYERS WE 4E6 PLAY LAN CHIAW? Let's proceed on to their.. DotA background.
Jun Yuan, teh pawnzor. Chances of being killed by my team, very slim.
Ivan, TEH UBZORPAWNZOR. Chances of him killing us, very high.
Wei Dong, the hearthrob (maybe) of the group. Killing him, maybe.
Xiao Jon, the uh. small? Qi Han said he ain't bad, but Kingston says he is very bad. Killing him, also maybe la.
Chen Chuan (or others). Again, Qi Han say he also not bad. Pawnt.

Now on to 4E6, where we have the least hopeful players are gathered there.
Kingston (Leader of team LovE, with the name [LovE]-BeGiNs-) , Melvin ( Member of LovE team, with the name of [LovE]-DeVeLoPs-), Ming Han, Qi Han and Me ( Last member of LovE team, with the name of [LovE]-EnDs-)

Ok. DotA skills analysis.
Kingston, good overall player, might be able to keep on pawning if he is on form. Chances of dying and killing, high overall.
Melvin, the shorty of the group, which loves to use Viper. Can really pawn well if he is on form, but the lack of performance this few weeks is really disappointing. WTF HAPPENED TO YOU MEL??
Ming Han, his use of Morphling has far exceeded expectations. Might be able to kill some, and hopefully, don't die. =D
James, the noobest of teh group. Expect him to be the feeder. Has NEVER killed anyone before. Yes, thrust me.
Qi Han, teh pawnzorest player in the group. With him in the group, our chances of winning is higher. OH YEA BABY. WHO WAS THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO USE SVEN AND CHIONG A GROUP OF THREE HEROES WHEN WE HAVE ONLY TWO ON THAT LANE. HIM. Pawnt. He said he and Jun Li, who fed like a mad little fuck last Friday, got Holy Shit. Right. Then I level 1 can chiong Roshan and tower and hold position in fountain, no need to be afraid of the fountain. Lawless.

Ok Kingston, I'll upload you the pictures some other time. Remember, wish us all the luck on Friday. We need it. *Cross fingers.*

Kinda long post eh? This is repayment for not updating regularly. Remember, James is teh ubzorfeedzor. Any E5 students, tell this to the people mentioned above and say Qi Han is teh pro-est, James is teh noobest. Lawless. Thrust me.