Sharon.

Yes, today, I'm gonna talk about Sharon. Yes, somehow, after looking at her blog, I wonder if her english has always been that bad, or it's the aftermath of looking at that H4X picture I posted in my previous post. Nevermind, you people had better appreciate this post, cause it's gonna take lots of cropping and shit.

Without ado, let me show you what I mean.

First error:



"i was the most num of plates in my life."? So Sharon has a special ability, which allows her to transform into plates. Wow, H4X. Apparently, she managed to transform into a lot of plates today, better than her previous attempts. Let's congratulate her for achieving this.. milestone. We are happy. Best. (I know it's a typo, ffs. BUT GIVE ME A CHANCE TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ONCE CAN?)

Second error:



Oh, she went shopping. I know there's nothing wrong with the phrase "shopping day", BUT, BUT, BUT, this sentence is going to change your mind.



Now, this is the first time I've seen this. People bringing things to go shopping? My god. Unless Shop N Save is really taking away 90% of my time to socialize with people, I don't think people BRING things to go shopping. Let's take a look at what she "brought" to go shopping with her mum.



Oh. I see. She brings a belt, pants, a bag and a nail polish to go shopping with her mum. Now, allow me to think what is she gonna do with these things when she enters a shopping centre.

1: Belt - Grab nearby a yan dao kia and drag them to the toilet for hot steamy action. Belt is used to whip the helpless male into giving her good, hot, steamy sex.

2: Pants - For her to change into after sexual intercourse lest the yan dao kia anyhow kennyhow spurts his semen.

3: Bag - Used to hold the above items I mentioned above.

4: Nail polish - Now I'm stumped. I have no idea what she can do with the nail polish. Quote from Smosh video, "That damned neighbour" : " I really have no idea how you did that. That's just bad-ass that I'm not even mad at you." I know, there's no link, but it sounds good. Thought it might sound good here.

ZOMG LA KNN. SHE GOT SO MANY KNN ERROR THAT IF I STATE THEM ALL DOWN, I SWEAR THAT I WON'T GET TO SLEEP. I HAVE TO WORK AT SEVEN IN THE MORNING.

One point I'd like to point out that she likes to type "hahaha" after every few sentences. Another point is that she thinks typing like tHiS aRe VeRy CoOl NeHsSs. She didn't state that, but anyone infer that, from the way she types her profile.

Finally, the part about the sex part is completely fictional. Don't go believing it.

An eternity.

After like an eternity, I've decided to pick my lazy ass of the bed and shift my heavy ass to the chair to start blogging, for non-existent people who are reading my blog. Work is already taking up 90% of my time, thus I rarely have time to socialize (like anyone wants to go out with me). Instead of blogging about how pwntorzxzxxz Shop N Save is, I'm gonna blog about something else.

Yes, I'm gonna blog about how PWNT their english is. The one I'm working in, mind you. First off, let's start off with this word.

1: Fair-sing

Yes, I know. You must be scratching your head so hard that you're gonna go bald in seconds trying to comprehend what this word is. It simply means.. facing. Oh stupid me, words like that must be resounding in your mind. Don't worry, this ain't the worse yet.

2: Fidger
Go figure. Don't worry, even Ming Han got it wrong. In fact, this word is so pwntorzxzxzxzxz that I'm so ashamed of myself that I got it right on the first try. I feel like banging my head against the wall now. For those already bald and are attempting to scratch off your scalp, here's the answer : freezer. If you're wondering what Ming Han's answer is, it's Fridger. Not that there's a word called fridger in the dictionary, though.

3: The third one is a picture. Goes to show how h4x the Shop N Save I work 4r3 ownage.

Warning: Look at the picture at your own risk. If your english standard has deproved by at least 4 to 5 grades by looking at that picture, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, BITCH.

Without further ado, the h4x picture.



And a colleague of mine told me not to act like I know everything. Well, at least I know more english than you do, NOOB.