People of Mount Ali.

Yes, a new species of humans have been discovered. They too, are homo sapiens like us. Just that, these people have very much different characteristics from us normal humans.

First, allow me to tell you people, how I got hold of such a weird species of homo sapiens. It was through a song that allowed me to find out that such people exist on Earth. I did some R&R (Research and Research) and I found out that the singer (god knows who) stumbled upon the people of Mount Ali and decided to sing a song about them.

Now, I'll explain how weird people of Mount Ali are.

The females are fat like water, and on Mount Ali, fat people are beautiful, just like Tonga.
Fat = Beautiful.

The guys are strong like mountains, thus they are global weight-lifting champions. Due to their unrivalled strength, they are prohibited from entering the Olympics, as they would be the undisputed champions in the weight-lifting, javelin-throwing, discus throwing and other segments that require strength.

People of Mount Ali are hard to spot, as the mountain moves. Yes, you read it right. Mount Ali moves. Whenever the security cameras near Mount Ali catch sight of any humans, the males carry the mountain and move to another location. The singer catching sight of the people living on Mount Ali was purely coincidental.

Note: This story is purely coincidental. Anything said here that is true in the real life is purely accidental. If you're featured here by accident, good for you then.

Uncle. (Part 2)

Yes, I got called an Uncle, again. I'm seriously considering quitting my job in Shop and Save. Bleddy hell, if I get called an uncle one more time, I'm quitting my job.

It all happened on Friday, and I saw a mother, her daughter and the maid. The daughter stuck her hands into her mum's pants and touched her butt. That, didn't shock me. What's worse was that the mother said "Stop it! Uncle looking!"

Omfg. I want to cry.

Uncle.

"Don't anyhow touch! Later uncle angry!" a man told his toddler. Obviously, he was pointing to me. I don't look that old, do I? Minus the white hair I have, I look like a sixteen year old going seventeen.