Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Emo kid.

When you are failing your tests on a regular basis in poly and they all play a part in your final grade, you know it's time to either

1. Take a knife and stab yourself
2. Go emo and cut yourself and have a fringe as long as Paul Twohill.
3. Jump down from the tallest building in Singapore. In my case, it will be just a HDB building.


In case I chicken out last minute, there's always the last option.

4. Study like a mad little muthafucka and hope for the best.

In my case, I'll pick option 4. Now if any genius would want to swap brains with me?

Monday, August 06, 2007

You know something is horribly wrong when..

you catch your grandfather watching porn early in the morning. Yes, it's exactly like the "I not stupid 2" incident, where the young boy catches his brother and his friends watching porn.

Of course, like any other adult, my grandmother gave him a good telling off, talking in a dialect which I do not understand. Being a guy, I kind of understand my grandfather's feelings. He sat 
on his chair quietly, while maintaining his trademark grumpy look. Afterwards he wore his shirt,
and went out to, somewhere. 

Of course, school life are the secks, where there are so much guys around.