Teacher's Day (Celebration)

Went back to my primary school, and walked around with Jun You. Had to stand the amount of senseless talk that came spouting out from his mouth, and I just kept my mouth shut. He's just like another Tay Qi Han, just that he is more likable then Tay Qi Han. He doesn't go "Cheebye smoking at toilet kena caught!" and showing the oh-so-cool sign of slapping his palm over his fist and smile, repeating "Wah sian, shag." over and over again or have that sibeh smelly cigarette smell. And he doesn't speak 1337 like it's nobody's business, but Qi Han does. Every now and then, he will say "Noobzor pawnzor." or just "Pawnzor" just for the sake of showing us that he knows 1337 talk. Oh wait, I'm getting carried away. Lemme restrain myself first, before I continue on my primary school tour.

The change I observed since I left school was tremendous. Walls are painted with kiddy shit. Even the mother tongue room looks so cosy. They have the time to paint the doors, but no time to paint the dirty walls. We walked around, and finally, saw Desmond and Chin Yee (NiGouLaShi) aka Nicholas. I've not seen them since ages, and I cannot. I repeat, cannot recognise them from the distance. And to think that I sat beside Desmond for almost half a year when I was in primary 6.

We went to find our 1337 teacher, who taught us English, Maths, Science and Art for two years. 4 subjects, same teacher, two years. We went to her class, and she was teaching primary 1 now. And the stupid class showed 5.5, when she is teaching primary 1. I got the shock of my life, when I saw how small the students are. Around 1 metres and 20 cm tall, one can mistake them for poles for leaning against or sitting on. These little monsters angels ran out of class to go to the toilet, asking the teacher in advance. Aiseh. After a while, Nicholas had to go, and the three of us just loitered around in school, walking around and reminscing old times. Not that we had many.

Then we parted ways, and I went home to play the UbzorGosu 1337 game, Over the Hedge. No Thanks, Bernice, for telling me to how to the <--- line. I'm so gonna abuse it.

The relationship between armpit hair and boybands.

Yes, after the watching the 183 club MTV "I'm so hot!", I found out the reason why 5566 and 183 club is so successful, unlike F4. Fools might be thinking, "Nabeh, all the people handsome. Why 183 club and 5566 last longer than F4? Cheebye!" Have no fear, James the Great is gonna tell you the reasons, why F4 wasn't as successful as 5566 and 183 club. (I'm sick and tired of typing 5566 and 183 club. Fuck.)

It's because, F4 members did not have much or does not even have.. ARMPIT HAIR!! Apparently, Jerry Yen shaved his off, which contributed to the downfall of F4. I'm not saying that Jerry Yen's armpit hair was what kept the F4 going, nor his armpit hair led to the downfall of F4.

Yes, as I was saying, armpit hair is very important for boybands. Look at energy. They didn't reveal their armpit hair when they were shooting their MTV for their songs. Not that I noticed, anyway. Toro left the group first, maybe because he had an issue with revealing his armpit hair. Then, Energy disbanded. You know why? Cause they didn't want to reveal their armpit hair. Fans were disappointed, the armpit hair they desired wasn't shown. They decided to abandon Energy, and went for 5566 and 183 club, which fed their desire of ARMPIT HAIRS!! Alright~.

If don't believe me, 5566 and 183 club shows their armpit hair freely and they do it without shame. An example of them showing their armpit hair shamelessly can found in the MTV Cest'si Cest'si bon for 5566 and I'm so Hot! by 183 club. and also, Mayday also has armpit hair. Though they don't show it so oftenly, they show it during concerts when they take off their shirts and show it to the crowd.

After finding out the secrets to these boybands' success, I've decided to share them with you people free of charge! I'm gonna give you a few simple steps, and if you follow the above, you are on your way to stardom!
5 easy steps to have a successful boy/girlband career:
1: Check whether your armpit got hair anot.
2: If you have no hair or very little hair in your armpits, read step 3. If you got alot, then you are already on your way to boyband stardom.
3: Go to the barber shop and all take the hair that has been cut.
4: Grab a glue, and glue all the hair on your armpit like it's nobody's business. Remember, THE HAIRIER THE BETTER!1!
5: Taadaa!! You can be more famous then 5566 and 183 club if you have more armpit hair then them.

Note: You must show the armpit hair frequently in your MTVs.

No offence to the boybands, just that the armpit hair inspired me to blog again.

The concert.

Yes. After two years, it's finally the Intempo 8, which I went, againg. Well, according to Meowvin, the secondary 1's are playing this year, unlike the last intempo, which the sec 1's just went there and watch their seniors play. Not bad, considering the fact that they might gain more experience for their next intempo. The concert was fine, except for a few out-of-tunes, it still sounded pretty ok. Oh, the cafeteria at Victoria Concert Hall sells drinks at an extremely exorbitant rate. A can of chrysanthemum tea costs me 2, fucking, dollars. Imba. And the Goldilocks was like, very bad. Very, very, bad. They got Wei Jie to play as teh pawnzor sibei kawaii Goldilocks. When they exited the stage, people were shouting "Wei Jie 我爱你！！" Lawless. Wei Jie in Goldilocks also want. After the concert, Melvin went into backstage to talk to the band people. Ming Han was so hungry that he asked Myra Ho whether the curry puff can take anot. We sat down at one corner and Ming Han ate his curry puff happily. But his happiness did not last for long, as the curry puff was the potato one. He got so shagged, and asked anyone he knew whether they anot. Then we heard crying, and I forgot who said, "Go back school tio kan liao." And I'm very sure that those are not tears of joy. Very sure. Surprisingly, Ming Han suddenly bit into his next curry puff and to his joy, it was the sardine one.

We waited for a long time for Melvin to come out, and boy, he sure took a long time. We walked to Suntec City, to meet Kingston. We went through the god damn City Link and back again, cause Esther wants to look at the fireworks. We went to Marina Square to find a place to eat, but every was full. Decisions to return to Tampines were made hastily, due to fatigue and hunger. And boy, it sure was fun walking through the City Link again. Yes, fun. Fuck. We went to Long Johns to have dinner, and Tricia met Melvin there. Kingston found his long-lost Titanic and got emo all over it. Being emo on Jovene's table sure sucked. He got chased off and he came to our table. Seeing Melvin and Tricia talking so happily, he wanted us to chase him off. So I chased him off, and he went over to Melvin's table. He sat there, told them he got chased off by us, they gave him a few looks, and Kingston left the table. Y0u 4r3 73h 0wn3d. On the way home, we taught Jun Li how to jio Angeline, teaching him the secrets of Melvin's jio-ing method. He can profess that his new-found love to someone else, then suddenly ask Angeline. She will be like "OMGWTFBBQLIKELIKEWTFISHAPPENINGOHMYLARDSHISMOTHERARETEHTHROLLWORLARDS!!"
and accept his proposal.

Oh yeh. Qi Han and Jun Yuan got thrashed by Chen Song and his friend, with their total kills amounting to 20++ to 0 deaths. 0wn3d.