Sentence of the day.

"Sotd" is the abbreviation of Sentence of the day.

Today I found out one of my female classmate wore boxers to school and I decided to make fun of her.


Me: Eh F, you wear boxers ah?

F: Ya..

*Goes on after much pointless ranting*


After going on and on, after hearing my friend tell me the wonders of wearing boxers, about how your testicles will feel very liberated and your penis will feel very, cool. Then I proceeded to ask the question of the day: "So you wear boxers your cheebye not cold ah?"

Uncouth, I know. It's just once in a while that I'm that open with female classmates.

Other excerpts of the conversation (It's all about boxers.)

How much your boxers cost?
Do you have an identity problem?

I only remember two of the questions only.

Digital Fundamentals.

Engineering doesn't fail to amaze me everytime I step into the lecture theatre. It's like a never-ending surprise! It's like a young boy learning the wonders of masturbation!1!


Ok enough with the bullcrap. I hardly understand a single shit in Digital Fundamentals. After being forced to abandon what my Kindgarden, Primary and Secondary school teachers had tried to instill in me that 1 + 1 = 0 carry 1, it's already shaking my already weak maths fundamentals! It's like telling a boy that yes darling it's wrong to masturbate for twelve years, and then suddenly, after twelve years of brainwashing, in your thirteenth year, when you masturbate, you are actually praised!1!

Ok let's not take it that far. Masturbation is wrong, kids. Don't take up masturbation. (Though if you pick it up, God will close one eye and pretend that he didn't see you doing that)

Yes, now, I've been introduced with this Boolean rules or whatever that is making me cream in my pants. Sitting through an entire lecture without even understanding dear Boolean. God.